Morning Commute
Getting off of the T this morning, 7:50 AM:
Homeless guy (to me): Cool-man Luke! What’s happening?
Me: …
Homeless guy (to dude behind me): Alright, Robert Redford!
Dude: Hey man, what’s going on?
Homeless guy: Not much man. I’m still Irish!
And that is, as they say, all I have for you.