Phone call to me, 9:00 AM:
jeff: dude
me: dude
jeff: you go in the kitchen today?
me: no, why?
jeff: there’s was about 50 maggots on the floor this morning.
me: that’s umm. gross.
jeff: where do you think they came from?
me: perhaps the disgusting landfill that is our kitchen?
jeff: oh. right.
My boss just called me. I’m to come in an […]
And so it begins. The fifteenth straight day of work… is it wrong that all I want to do is stay home and clean my room?
I don’t know what is going on outside, but it is causing my entire building to shake.
One of the workplace buzzwords these days is LQ, that’s short for Library Quality. In case you hear me saying this in the future, I wanted to offer a few examples of things that were and were not LQ.
Things that are LQ:
Mahogany Coat Hangers
Glass paperweights, 45 dollars a piece
3 ring bound manuals, with colour coverpages
flat […]